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by Pohroro

klaus-is-the-real-number-1:

hc that five is really good at first aid but in a really inconvenient way like:

  • diego burns his hand and out of no where five is like ‘ah yes well if you mash some cockroaches, mud and whiskey it’ll heal it right up’ and everyone’s like looking at him severly concerned how he knows this
  • klaus falls and sprains his ankle and without a second thought five got klaus’ ankle strapped up with two rocks and some sticks to keep it in place
  • vanya comes down with an awful sickness and five appears out of no where and hands her the worst looking drink that smells awful and tastes just as bad but within the hour she’s completely fine, no matter how many times she asks what was in it he won’t tell her
  • luther accidentally cuts his arm (or diego threw a knife at him no one knew or wanted to tell the truth) and without hesitation five is stitching it up with a sewing needle and thread that he sanitized with straight vodka and everyone is so shocked they just don’t stop him
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