waitwhatdidtheysay:

yeet-ceit:

wlwpadme:

in conclusion i love this show

This is what every conversation between two adhd people looks like

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Ryan: you know, I guess I did get into that car accident a while ago and it was a pretty close call. It is possible that I’m dead right now.
Shane: [pause] One time, I cut up an avocado, and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and I put the- the avocado pit in my mouth-
Ryan: The entire pit? You put the en-
Shane: Yeah, and I just started to just kinda [makes gnawing sounds] get the meat off of it, and at that moment I was like “If I sneezed right now, this thing would lodge into my throat” and ever since then I’ve kind of been terrified of avocados, but! The other thing is, I always thought “What if I did die then?”
Ryan: [pause] Fuck, dude!