❛ be the
c r y p t i d
you want to see
in the w o r l d .
YUU. 25 as of 2020.
they / them pronouns.

the moon calls to me.



by Pohroro

five-fucking-hargreeves:

disco-tea:

umbrellas-be-falling:

disco-tea:

There’s a universe/timeline out there where nobody ever finds out who the eyeball belongs to because Five “you should lock your windows” Hargreeves finds Leonard in Vanya’s apartment instead of Allison and goes absolutely ballistic.

just imagine vanya coming home to see a dead leonard and five cleaning up blood. WILD DAY.

Vanya comes home from practice and the body is gone but Five’s scrubbing the carpet with a toothbrush.

Vanya: I thought you were gonna get some sleep. What are you doing?


Five: Rapist had your keys.


Vanya: What


Five, spraying Shout on the carpet: Rapist had your keys.

Five: oh hey you’re home :) <3

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