dumbassacademy:

Y’all really sleepin on Five’s love of sparkles (him telling a retail worker that Delores, an extension of his mind, likes sequins, going to the burlesque show where Luther worked and being riveted by the woman in sparkles dancing, as well as ‘hitting on’ the waitress wearing more sequins than actual clothes) and I think that some of you think him going to the bar showed that he likes girls, but honestly, I’m still on the ace Five train. He likes dancers (in both the show and comic tho in the comic it was a bit more wild than that) and likes sparkle and glam, but overall doesn’t seem to care what form it comes in, whether a pretty girl or a scary gorilla or half a freaking mannequin, he appreciates beauty and what he sees as sentience, but he’s also a goddamn magpie and if he sees a shiny, He Wants It.

I want all inclusive fashion designer Five who puts shiny in everything and still has Delores but she’s not lonely without her friends anymore cause Five also got the rest of the Gimbles models and uses them to show his designs and dresses them up all nice and has conversations with them, and none of you can stop me or even say it’s SLIGHTLY out of character for him. Hell, I could make him want to grow up to be a burlesque dancer himself and allow Klaus to dress him up in cute corsets and stockings and that would still be in character. Deal with it. Y’all sleepin on some good shit.