some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand#1 has worked in retail
#2 hasn’t
#1 Gets all the coddling I can muster at the moment. You want anything? Anything at all? It’s yours. Let me carry it out to the car for you. Have a fantastic day!
#2 Gets fuckin buried under an avalanche of data while maintaining eye contact. You thought you desired the knowledge. You foolish mortal. Now you perish; skewered by the lance of thyne own hubris! Have a good one.
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