adhd-sakura:

Field log, day 5 of having brats: do not hand things to Naruto. He will throw them when- not if- he gets bored of holding them. He likes how his arm feels when he throws things, and gets giddy when he hears loud crashes.

Field log, day 13 of having brats: Do Not hand things to Sakura. They will go missing. It is unclear whether she is stealing things on purpose to fuck with me or if she just absentmindedly misplaces things; I suspect a mix of the two.

Field log, day 17 of having brats: DO NOT hand things to Sasuke. He may seem the least likely to act out, but he WILL put anything given to him in his mouth out of curiosity. Disgusting tastes and injuries sustained from this are not an adequate deterrent. Reminder: find blackmail on Shiranui. Just in case.

Field log, day 20 of having brats: A solution has been found. Duct tape. When handing things to Sakura and/or Naruto, duct tape items to their hands. This has an 83% success rate. Do not hand things to Sasuke under any circumstances, on pain of Genma spreading rumours again.