deaf-sakura:

Kakashi: Alright apparently it’s good for us to talk about our “””problems””” who wants to go first?

Naruto: Well y’all know I didn’t have parents growing up, but what really got to me was all the abuse and isolation the villagers put me through, even though I’d never even met them before they started bothering me!

Kakashi: Yeah, that’s pretty valid. Next!

Sasuke: Genocide, fratricide, y’all know the deal. Don’t really wanna bring all that up right now.

Kakashi: Also super valid, moving on. Next…uh, Sakura?

Sakura: …Well…. Sometimes I feel like there’s a whole ‘nother person in side of me. And honestly I don’t get along with her.

The guys:

Sakura: I think she started showing up when my parents’ relationship started falling apart. There was always someone screaming or arguing in the house and I used to hide under my bed when they got really loud. Then she’d start showing up and talking about all the things she’d say or do to them if she could, and I was like 7 so I was super defensive of them cuz, ya know, they’re my freaking PARENTS, so instead of that voice being just a stream of thought in the back of my mind it was something I’d actually argue with, and honestly I STILL do that a lot cuz she’s just always there, ya know?! And she’s so fucking angry all the time and she just blows up over the littlest things and it’s like I always look super sweet and compliant on the outside but I’m like ALWAYS on edge because she’s JUST. SCREAMING. ALL THE TIME. And like, she’s not like an alter or another personality or anything, but I guess it’s kinda like dissociating because I feel like I’m never 100% “there” in a difficult situation because I’m always having to fight her off while holding a conversation and trying to act okay. And once I tried talking to Ino about it when we were little but she just said that that was super weird and that her daddy usually had to interrogate people like that so??? I just never mentioned it ever again??? And this is the first time I’ve let ANYONE in on this and right now she’s like screaming at me cuz I really SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID ANYTHING but- wait am I oversharing again?! I’m sorry! :(

The guys:

Sasuke: Huh. She really is one of us.