❛ be the
c r y p t i d
you want to see
in the w o r l d .
YUU. 25 as of 2020.
they / them pronouns.

the moon calls to me.



by Pohroro

llamaemilia:

Rookie 11 members with fake id’s:

-Sakura (was the first one to get a fake id to buy booze for her teacher. Had her first blackout drunk experience in the hokage library with Tsunade)

-Hinata (but she’s only using it to secretly see rated r horror movies)

-Ino (used the TI office printer to make it with anko supervising)

-Sai (is actually running a fake ID ring)

-Neji (just trying to feel alive)

Rookie 11 members without fake IDs:

-Sasuke (legally not allowed to have forms of identification and just steals shit)

-Naruto (commits property damage but won’t break ID laws like the rest of his team)

-Choji (his dad lets him drink in the safety of their home with Shikamaru who is allowed to smoke. Choji’s parents are just that cool)

-Shikamaru (doesn’t need a fake ID he has weed)

-Lee (has never broken a rule in his life)

-Tenten (she just steals shit and one time runs into Sasuke and they both had an understanding)

-Kiba (his mom and sister would kill him)

-Shino (no one has ever asked him so there’s no way to confirm it)

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